M. Srivastava Bhardakumar reporting for AsiaTimes Online. NEW DELHI, Dec 7: India’s chemical engineers and scientists have said that the country’s indigenous high grade fuel program is ready to be deployed by early 2009, most likely by February, at a perfect time where a war could break out with Pakistan. Dr. Krishan Patel and his team of 500 hindu pandits have come up with an ingenious solution to address India's need for more, readily available nuclear fuel which Indians need desperately. During the first phases of this plan, the new fuel will be mixed with the hydrocarbon based fuels to nearly cut the demand of oil into half. This had been a top-secret project by the DRDO aka DODO which only the top Indian officials were aware of. The DRDO spokesperson only released bits and pieces of information citing national security reasons. Starting immediately, India will begin importing Australian and British cows. A team of Indian engineers and technicians is already building the first of its kind plant, 100% indigenous, completely made in India, that will be used to convert raw material into high grade fuel. Although the mega-sized platinum stoves will be imported from Russia, Indian experts have said confidently that these are just minor supplies and do not in any way mean that Indian could not go ahead with the project on its own. The giant platinum-steel alloy centrifuges that will be used to boil the cow urine were built by a French company, but since the initial concept and designs were Indian therefore it can be considered as indigenous as India's nuclear program. Gau Mataa Ganga, or Project Ganges, as it was codenamed, is the first of its kind mega-project that will convert cow urine, which Indian doctors say has a very high potential to cure different diseases, can and will be used to create a new kind of high grade fuel, thus eliminating India's reliance on foreign oil and significantly cutting down costs. The initial batch of cows will be imported due to the fact that India's indigenous cows are malnourished and do not create as much urine. The next generation of these imported cows will be completely indigenous. This latest achievement by the Indian scientist places India at a new level on the global playing field, and a team of OPEC representatives will be arriving soon in New Dehli to sign a 9 year deal, which will see India exporting the new found fuel. As a response, Pakistanis, and Muslims across the world, have vowed to slaughter as many cows as they can on Eid.
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