Bicycle: 23
McBuggy Anti-Anti Virus: 13
Children's Playhouse Kit: 12
Ironic Egg Timer: 3
Justin Timberlake's Mobile Phone: 2
Empty Gas Pump: 20
Fish Head: 4
Remote Control: 2
Jew's Harp: 5
Anvil: 4
Birdhouse: 2
Expired Medication: 1
Six Trillion Zimbabwean Dollars: 412
Venus de Milo: 6
Abandoned Tire: 3
Chinese Takeaway: 7
Retro Calendar: 4
Human Skull: 7
Marble: 3
Deed to Indian Burial Ground: 3
Vinyl Record: 4
Seasonal Centerpiece: 4
Dishwashing Brush: 4
Tome of Blasphemous Horrors: 1
Pearl Necklace Necklace: 6
"Magic" Mushroom: 3
Preorder Receipt for Duke Nukem Forever: 4
Middle School Art Project: 1
Pipe Organ: 2
Raffle Ticket: 2
Genuine Asimov OS IX : 4
Approxim-o Knife: 2
Rusty Old Kettle: 2
Motherboard: 3
Sexual Relations With That Woman: 3
Pirate Flag: 1
Expired Ground Pork: 
Electric Transportation Device: 2
Actual Garbage: 2
'90s Senior Picture: 1
Tomato Soup Can:" 3
#1 Dad Mug: 1
Autographed Jimmy Carter Photo: 1
Superi-Os: 1
Dried Out Cheese: 1
Cosplaying Gloves: 2
Wooden Figurine: 1
Constitution of India: 1