>Enter Name

Your name is Weed Marker, you are a member of the POOLERN.  You have just fled from your race's battle cruiser THE WERNAKA, and are now in an escape pod that has taken you to a LARGE SPACE STATION.  You have been raised to be to fear the OFF-WORLDERS, but you've never thought much about them until the ALTERNIAN EMPIRE attacked you.  You enjoy COOKING STRANGE DISHES from you COOKBOOK.  You are a bit COWARDLY for your race, but you aren't about to let anyone else see that.

>Examine escape pod

The escape pod is full of hundreds of buttons, and levers.  They are all over the pod, on the walls, ceiling, and even the floor.  You have no idea what any of them do.

>Randomly mash buttons

You begin pressing buttons, but nothing happens.  It would seem that the power generator for your pod was damaged when escaping from the fight between the Wernaka, and Alternians.  

>End mack post

Yeah, you think that's good enough.