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作者  Leftwing (正常還是怪咖)                                看板  Gossiping
 標題  Re: [轉錄][校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
 時間  Mon Jan 17 02:08:44 2011
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※ 引述《l0000000 (一千萬)》之銘言:
: ※ [本文轉錄自 NTU 看板 #1DCnXUUV ]
: 作者: wearytolove (奪真書生A.W.) 站內: NTU
: 標題: [校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
: 時間: Mon Jan 17 00:10:02 2011
: 以下內容是由Emma朋友轉寄給板主,板主協助代發
: 已確認文章應由Emma本人發出無誤。
: 看這篇文章時,希望大家放下對種族的偏見,
: 也平等看待所有先出現與後出現的資訊,謝謝。
: 有任何問題,可以寄到我的信箱,我會再協助轉寄回去。
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: No, I am really shocked!
  不 我真的受精了
: NONE of it is true
  它的沒有一個是真
: NONE.
  沒有啦~~ (羞 >///<)
: But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
  窩使一個歪郭忍 我的中穩補太好
: and we cannot tell the TRUTH
  and,... you know~ 我不會講實話 yo check it out dude~
: We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE
  我們會 !NEVER! 做任何事情去傷害每個人
: My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
: in September.
  中國人怕鬼 西洋人也怕鬼 自從九月的開始 我的牆壁都有鬼打牆
: Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
: took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!
  所以我開始用屎開屁 向我住在丹麥的魔法阿罵求救
: It was just CRAZY
  它就是瘋了 (過去式)
: I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: sensitive"
  我跟宿舍門口的NPC反應 NPC表示: ... 是的 她很sensitive ... you know~
: but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: cuz she knocked ALL the time.
  但我不能活在我的房間 我覺得不蘇胡 可能因為做過了點虧心事 半夜怕鬼敲門
: Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.
: So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: my room, on my laptop.
  累了 聽首歌 好嗎? "想你... 醒在午夜~ 零點零三分! "
: And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
  我看到facebook的視窗上了出現疑似不明飛行物!!
: That is invasion of privacy right!!
  外星人入侵了隱私權的右邊!!
: Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
: I got really upset.
  外星人讓我很沮喪 它們沒有權利入侵我的視窗
: And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: throughout the whole semester
  ex-零錢學生都知道every little thing 小事樂團的歌好好聽
: Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: it.
  每個人想它是奇怪(過去是) NPC又一直掛在那邊不動
: But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
  於是在星期五餐廳的夜晚 我們想 為什麼我們不主動透過視窗進行第四類接觸
: so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: so that we can talk to you".
  so... you know, 我們走和敲和說 慢慢地 五喔喔喔 搭著最後一班地列車~~
: It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
: stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.
  用最溫柔地速度 離開你身邊~~~~ (it was just INSECT! 有蟑螂~~~ 啊!! )
: and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
  明顯地 她complain關於 everyone~ you know~
: people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..
  我們將現場還給Live 她的下一個 樓上 樓下 都裝了 遠東ETC
: Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
  Last christmas~ I gave you my heart~ but the very next day~ you gave it away
: She would do anything she could to harrass me
  她會做任何事情 她毛手毛腳 to Windows ME
: 特別詢問Emma是否有說:"you will die soon"!?
                        維大力??
: Emma的回答:
: NO ONE SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
  義大利! 義大利!
: NO ONE!!!
  is it good to drink??
: She has made that up!!!
  哩飲跨賣啦!!
: It is NOT true
  維大力!!
: but since we do not speak Chinese, we cannot tell the truth on this forum.
  水啦~~~!

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: 當然,這篇內容與事發第一篇有許多地方兜不在一起,
: 但如我在一開始所說,希望大家可公平看待先到與後到的資訊,
: 希望等等10點的會議(要參加者9:30在傅鐘集合)可以有更充份的資訊與結果。

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